INTERESTING Street Game

Okay, I came up with this today while actually on the street - it's a little
rough around the edges, polish it your liking...I admit it has only been
field-tested once because it immediatly opened and I ran a great set
afterwards, then had to go for Bowling Training...

But it's so damn funny, I want to share.

What I did: Vienna, inner city has a place around the St. Stephens Cathedral
which is all pedestrian area. There are a lot of places people use to wait for
their friends.
One of these is a set of small street lights...waist-high...
doesn't really matter, all you need is a specific place. At these place, you
want to have TONS of HBs running past - in this big city it's absolutly doable.

Okay, so I'm standing there at one of those lights, and some HB7 is waiting a
few steps left of me - I make the "come here" gesture with my index finger, she
goes like "Me?", I nod YES and tell her to stand exactly where I'm standing.

Then I jump a few steps away from her, basically screaming "I'm free, I'm free
again..."

I go on to tell her how I was cursed by an old women to stand there, exactly at
this place, till I can find someone willing to take my position, otherwise the
St- Stephens Cathedral will vanish into the ground. --Doesn't matter what you
come up with, just find something cruel and terrible...whatever.

Of course she doesn't belive - but if she's cool and your made a good first
impression, she's going to play along. Just lay on the bullshit FAT and be
playfull.

Then one of her friends shows up, and she tells him the story and how she can't
move away - then some beggar comes up and she tries to get him to stand in her
place so she can get away from there again...all the while I'm doing C&F on her
how I've been standing there for three days, and she may have to stay till
winter hoping she won't freeze to dead...and that there's gonna be street party
on saturday and people may actually bring her food and water etc...

Total role playing.

Finally her boyfriend shows up, togehter with the friend from before (both cool
black dudes) and she makes her boyfriend take her position. When he finally
moves away, and the church doesn't crumble to pieces I blame it on him being
black and the curse only working on white people etc...

At that time we had already come up with the topic how it would be to have sex
there during the night (because she can't obviously move away) and if her
boyfriend has a huge dick because he's black - C&F and bullshitting her to the
extreme. She was LOVING it.

Eventually I spent half an hour walking the streets with the three guys (her
two friends & HB7) and I'm so totally gaming HER in front of her boyfriend...he
was cool guy, didn't even try to AMOG. When we pause somewhere I tell her she
should use the "curse" story to get other chicks wo pass by to flirt with me
etc...and she's really trying...

Also, I used it as shit-test breaker. Like she's saying "you've been trying to
pick me up, huh?" and I go "whatever, I just wanted to get away from that spot,
I would have accepted the beggar as well"...

Also came up with a nice answer to "are you gay"...I told her the city didn't
have enough beautiful women to restrict myself like that, so I'm taking boys,
girls, pets etc....

This was a fucking money set, with crazy high energy, and I think thats because
of the crazy high energy opener. I #closed her (simple handed her my cell, got
her real number) and qualified them three to hang out on saturday with me...

Sorry if it reads like a field report, all the interactions I descripe centers
around the opener-frame, so that's why I think it's a valid post in tactics.

Basically it's such a bullshit opener, it's immediatly into C&F and busting
her. Use it as callback humour, use it to make her open other chicks for you,
it's crazy shit.

I'm gonna field-test the shit out of this some more. I love crazy openers like
this...

Also going to expand it into something similar...chatting up chicks waiting
somewhere, along the lines of "hey, congratulations, you're doing a great job
guarding this lamp post etc..."