MAGIC - Attack Kitten Routine

mASF Forum - guest: "You are so cute! You are like my little ATTACK KITTEN. Like, a furry little attack kitten with a big oversize collar on, you can protect me when the Sexual Predator Ninjas drop down from the ceiling... POUNCE! Can you pounce? Yeah. I feel so safe wif my wittle attack kitten around. I'll even get you a personalized food bowl with Attack Kitten Food. "