The LOVE Routine:) "I love you...pff"

Read topic starting at message #194532: "PUA: I love you..
HB: hahahaha.. yeah right!!
PUA: what?? whaaat? I'm serious, I want to marry you.. I love you so much!!
HB: hahahahha.. yeah right!!!
PUA: I do.. I swear! Close your eyes.. I want to show you something..
HB: noooo way!!
PUA: OMG I'm so embarressed.. you're making me so shy!! I told you that I loved you, and
totally revealed all my emotions, and you're stomping all over them like a little ant
hill!! (make PUPPY DOG faces, so you look SOOO CUTE..)
HB: OMG I'm soooo sorry.. I totally love you.. here.. (closes her eyes)
PUA: (now KISS the chick while her eyes are closed)
HB: hahahahahhaha.. OMG you jerk!!
PUA: yeah.. so what do you like so much about jerks?? ;)"