Penis Opener - MUHAHAHA

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AHAHAHAH this is our PROUD new contribution to all you fuckers out there!!!

This is called the PENIS OPENER.

'Hey guys, where can I find the penis candy store?'

Ok... where does this go after?

Girls always go 'What did you just say???' or even 'PENIS?'

THE PENIS GAME

Hoobie, Flin and I came up with the PENIS GAME here in Amsterdam. How to play?
Follow up sets with the word PENIS as many times as you can in set in the first
3-4 minutes while running game...our winging record so far is about 25
'penis'es while keeping the set!!! I have day 2's with girls lined up here
every day from this shit.

Example from a set earlier today:
Loverboy: 'Hey guys, I need a PENIS opinion, I'm looking for my PENIS hostel,
it's called My PENIS, do you know where it is?'
HBs: 'Umm.. what is it called again?'
Hoobie: 'PENIS...'
HBs: 'Umm what?? AHAHAHAHAH!!!'
Loverboy: 'Yeah, they said go over the PENIS bridge and then you should see a
statue of a PENIS to your right-
HBs: AHAHAHAHAHAHAH!!!!!!!!!!
Hoobie: 'Isn't it a statue of Madonna?'
HBs: 'Oh, is it?'
Hoobie: 'Yeah...with a PENIS!'
HBs: AHAHAHAHAHAHAH!!!!!!!!!!
Loverboy: 'Guys, stop laughing bout PENISES...!! These girls are like PENIS
predators dude! They'd never be able to help me find my PENIS!'
HBs: AHAHAHAHAHAHAH!!!!!!!!!!
Hoobie: 'PENIS, PENIS, PENIS, so the hostel is where, PENIS?'
HBs: AHAHAHAHAHAHAH!!!!!!!!!!
Loverboy: Ok, maybe it's a PENIS, or a dildo, or a PENIS?
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