Kissing Closes...The ICE CREAM way:)

"SirMoby, ASF: 'I always ask the HBs 'Do you like ice cream?' Of course they say 'Yes' and ask 'Why do you ask?' I explain that women that don't like ice cream probably kiss with their mouth closed and that the women of [insert the homeland of the HB here] seem to have no passion. They immediately come back about how passionate they are. I usually get an open mouth kiss in a few minutes and they also start telling me about their passions."

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